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Monique told me often that I am physically resembles Coluche if he were still alive.
But I do not boil as Michael, I also have the art of telling jokes.
I wanted you to video, but with Monique, the camcorder was broken this summer at Club Med Marrackech. She was filming me doing a bomb in the pool but the blows, while I splashed the panasonic.

So yesterday, I took advantage of the presence of Eurosport and their technical support to get an early delivery.

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The challenge Toudic Days

And bang! 4-0 in the bagpipe for the Corsicans. It is known to receive Caen, we would not they go home empty-handed. Rather than doing away with the pie and Calva, they were glued four pieces in suitcases! With such heavy baggage, if it finds they have not yet departed Carpiquet! Well, to be honest, it was not very hard. Ajaccio and the beautiful game is like Valero and a cross appeal. There's like a huge mismatch, something that takes the unimaginable, a dream or utopia. Hey, try to imagine the little Elliot read the Nietzsche, Plato or even a book, you see, it is not the image in your head. Bah imagine it's the same line up three passes Ajaccio on.

Well, I'm a little naughty because they must recognize not come to close the game is just that the group lives together so well lately that I mind the taquinnade as shown my joke before the match on Eurosport.

It is true that a good laugh right now. For example, A few days ago, Maz has asked to speak during a workout. He told us he would soon be a father of twins! It was great, everyone congratulated him, Jimmy came to the casa with a few bottles to mark the spot and told Pilou Maz 'son that both could arise in the arm for the next catalog Nico MSC .

Everyone had a big smile except the little I saw Toudic sulking in his corner. So, I went to see him to ask what was wrong. He just had not understand the word "twins" and he knew why he had to be content. So I explained that mom, sometimes she has two babies at once and it's called twins. Toudic he said: "ah ok , in fact, there are two puffs instead of one because my girlfriend she was only one cabbage therefore were only Days." I stayed a little taken aback to wonder if he knew how babies are made and whether it was the child's father Days but I had too much heart to break his own with stories of the zigounette Dad who enters the cabin to the mom and schplouf put a little seed. Surely he will understand later.

So, Toudic he was so glad I learned the word "twins" that throughout the meeting he made up his mind to propose names to Maz ': Snay and Pikatchu, Cares and Brandon Dylan Jones and Jipipi Smoby (JPP with English accent), Starsky and Hutch, Tic Tac and (his favorite cartoon). Maz he had the brain upside down to listen to all proposals that were well laugh the rest of the group. Suddenly, I stopped the meeting and said: " good guys, I create challenge "Days Toudic, you have 5 minutes to provide names and if Maz 'retains a proposal, I pay the bottle to the winner. "

Two days before that, I told a joke to the group to maintain the good atmosphere: Mr. and Mrs. Ule have twins, how do they call? Yvon and Jacques Yvon and Jacques because Ule! Everyone had a good laugh. Suddenly, the little Elliot started in the middle of the circle and proposed: " Yvon and Jacques, and Jacques Yvon because Mazure. "and he started to laugh all alone while everyone looked at him weird. To the kidding, Titi proposed Zoran and Cyril and Cecelia followed with Mohammadou and Oumar. What we laughed. Brahim proposed calling one of the "Bruno". Nobody laughed: half was not sure if it was a joke, the other half because if it was, it was pretty bad.

No proposal has met Maz '. Anyway, Seb said he had already chosen. This is the proposal sent by text qu'Eudeline was chosen. Both Patrick and brats will be named Remy.

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The group live well together ...

In Strasbourg, we therefore harvested our first defeat. I am here to reassure the group is absolutely no shot.

For proof, Toudic still can not be played in front of his idol, Jean-Pierre Papin. When I asked him what were his memories of this fabulous striker, he said, "Scoring? But nan dad, you're drunk or what? Papin is a comic. He was in Nowhere, issue of Canal +, with his buddy Canto! He drank Cacolac like me when I pricked the eight-to-eight with my buddies from the Guérinière. "

It was a great weekend for Toudic, because he even had the right to visit the aircraft cockpit , he not return, he had to take a picture that shows it to his wife and son.

Afterwards, he even took a picture of the copilot. It is nice Julian. The photo, he has taken to Elliot: "So, I will show that Elliot Not only was he who did nothing fuck bench co-pilots is the same as the bench, but on the plane. "

Costil had a kind word for everyone. He said he had found that we had played well, scoring only one goal on free kick in stoppage time, it should have been decisive, scoring 2 goals as the Meinau y'en not many who would and everything. He just said several times that taking too many goals (every time when Vincent was in the crapper Lemaitre pointed out to me), and Benedict, he asked me directly if we had considered all options to remedy this, the overflow of goals conceded. He repeated the shot with Patrick too. By cons, he does not speak with the big Dumas. Indeed, on reflection, I do not know if I've seen them both speak. Even when they shake the paws, they avoid each other's eyes. Finally, the encouraging attitude of Benedict is significant for the whole group.

As I mentioned Reynald he too was happy and I think it's because Florentin has nabbed another biscuit, he will be suspended. Mind you, thankfully he was not happy with his performance in the match, because Reynald rear left is a blow for now as successful as the recruitment of Nantes.
And I can see clearly in the game Reynald, I would even say it is a little ass-licker.

He even told me once, "Dad, y 'is one who smokes cigarettes in secret. Personally, I find it not good, I think he should be punished. " A little ass-licking, but also a bit dumb, how could I be credible by punishing a player for having blown a blonde? I'm still not flawless on hygiene of life, and between us, I prefer a player that feels the cold tobacco Brut Faberge as Reynald ...

So now, the group lives together. It was thought fifths, so good. Will not miss against Ajaccio, because anyway, we were told that the items stolen by Poulat they recover at the expense of Alsatian, well they come out of the coup against the Corsican. But attention, my experience tells me that if we postpone it as long as the points, we no longer have the time to have enough to play in L1. So, I think I'll raise the roof this week in training.

But nah, just kidding!

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First defeat at Strasbourg ... SCM

Bon bah like I said in the time ...

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Montpellier - I had predicted!


While the match against Montpellier or non-Match of the large Poulat, let us come. Bah I'll tell you, I'm no more surprised than that. I would go even further, since the beginning, I knew the score! I guessed all the 3 pénos not whistled, yellow cards, the tenure of Grandin ... All I knew for at least a good week. Besides, I told Monique Sunday night while we watched the experts: "Monique, I'm in football that Gil Grissom is at the Las Vegas police: an expert who leaves nothing to chance. And tomorrow, we'll be 0-0 against Montpellier. Besides, you can not find that I like him a bit to Gil?

Well, I see you coming, "but what is it that these CARABISTOUILLES?! Predict that Montpellier will not mark it's not very difficult. Just know that Plante did not concede a goal at D'Ornano since Linourne and Malm Montano and hold. " Yes it's not fake, but know we will not slam with Mazure and Compan peak, even if Tweety pulls free kicks (one day I'll tell you why Titi persists in the strike) is already more Blaise hefty. And you know why I already knew all this? Because it is written in the stars!

gotta let me explain. The big Francky think seriously about passing his coaching! is good, it will make him a background in addition to his brevet. Tell me, we would try not to push Dad to retire early? Do not worry, Dad has the bottle, not only emptied by Arthuro Samassa! It's me, I have not waited Francky decides to become a trainer to advance in my profession. I never ceased to improve my footballing culture. And for that, you have in mind a little cavalier, try stuff, play with fire, jump into the water (discard the water before you play with fire if it turns off). It's like when Lemaitre dons a pink t-shirt "puta madre" with faded jeans or that he tried Djibril Cisse hairstyles as improbable as the strength of his shins. All the same. And me, the taste for adventure, I have. For evidence, I have selected several times by Blaise Kouassi of Ivory Coast selection.

So in short, history of innovation, I am inspired by Domenech. A man who leads the team of France in the finals of a World Cup with Govou, Givet Chibonda Dhorasoo and in 23 it was necessarily the talent (or luck monstrous, the same as when he managed a Brahim section). Us Caen, Valero was worth it and the other 4 combined level penalty. In short, history of the SMC lead with certainty in L1, I began to astrology!

Every Friday morning, when I go down to buy croissants for my Monique, I take along the West France with its supplement magazine TV. First, it allows me to know the composition of the evening and then in the supplement, there is the "astral yours" of Elizabeth Teissier . Seems she has advised Mitterrand. If his predictions may govern the future of France, a team of L2, it must be the hands down.

Then, in recent weeks, I began to seriously study the horoscopes of my players. The concern is that Monica found it odd that I spend hours on the couch to read recently that while the TV magazine is subscribed for years to Tele Z.

Monique, she suspected look at pictures of young actresses who have slipped in the first pages ... So she purposely bite me in the magazine saying she wants to do the crossword puzzle of Claude Abitbol. Besides, if you have "useless" by 5 letters, it can help. And not bother to respond "Valero" I tried, it falls outside the boxes.

As I am not angry with Monique, I'm off to the house with my friend Jimmy. I know I'll find out there's TV and magazine section of Teissier. And then that Monique is reassuring, I may not have a look at the actresses of the first pages, because the photos are pulled in a hurry. Club, we all know that Elliot is the little that does this. The air of nothing, he told Jimmy, "Mr. Hebert, I can take the West France while I'm going to shit? . In this moment of solitude, I'm willing to believe that we all have our little habits to pass the time - me, I like to whistle the bridge over the River Kwai, I know not why - and the kid would have us believe that 'He reads while he is unable to fill without overflowing the coloring book that he was offered for his first goal in Creteil?!

short, the kid makes it to the newspaper, there are more photos. And between us, he spends more time in the toilet than it takes to make poo ... It seems that he keeps in a nice spiral bound workbook all photos sexiest. One day he invited the Toudic to take home and enjoy it rather than playing the playstation, Elliot showed him the workbook carefully stash it under his mattress. Toudic Grandin told me that he has the most comprehensive collection of press photo of Valerie Payet throughout France, although it must be the one to collect it.

Anyway, Jimmy puts me half a pressure line magazine tortured me by the little Elliot and I'm off to explore all that the place most quiet club's office Pilou. Then all the players I know by heart their sign. From there, it fastoche predict the outcome of a meeting. For example:

Compan: it is "bull." Elizabeth says, "the 15, you'll have trouble communicating clearly, you do heard. " Must believe that it pushed in until 16 he should have better articulated in his claim for penile Poulat to ...: "low profile addition to the unexpected stressors (related to family affairs, in a project or report a friend. "contingencies stressful, so it was Ngambi twice and Cambon ...

You wonder why it took the little Elliot instead of Yo decreased? Francky, he wanted to Samson but I had read in the TV Mag predictions for Grandin: "Nothing and nobody will stop you: you ate the lion and Your maximum efficiency is "Well, on this one, the Teissier, she had to look to the future in the stars with the eyes of Gilbert Montagnier. It was more of Paco Rabanne as Nostradamus ...

Anyway, I will share my thoughts regularly horoscope, it will help you validate your tickets for Loto Foot ...

good to you,

NostraPapa

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Pleasure to offer joy to receive. Brahim

Hello my faithful readers!

I know: lately, I'm also a discreet Julien Valero in a penalty area. And yet it y 'has a story to tell. After that no one (I mean Poulat, not score) against Montpellier, I know you wait impatiently for the technical analysis of the coach that I am a graduate. It will come. But let's talk about the major event of this week!

Monday was the birthday of little Elliot. In training, it was a bit hard. Grandin's mother had prepared a yogurt cake and a chocolate and other players were allowed to bring board games. Me, I played against the fourth power Lilian. I do not really understand why but every time I won, he cried Lilian "but there's fault there! penile y '! "Brahim, Valero, Toudic and Lemaitre have decided to make a poker déshabilleur for kidding. Toudic, he soon found himself naked, saying he believed should play in the battle. The big Francky, I saw him sneak up on the game, first looked by far the area not to touch it and then he said: "Good guys, I come into play, we play the no limit hold'em, the big blind to 100 euros, no rebuy, j'vous sends all'in on the river! "Valero, he understood nothing of what was said except that Francky view gambling, it should not be detoxified still big. Besides, would prevent the President Fortin because with all the stuff that makes the league right now bans on sponsorship by companies online gambling, I do not know what's worst: having bwin Francky or his jersey on the bench?

short, little Elliot, he was entitled to his gifts. Reynald offered him a superb T-shirt saying: "Yo Wesh Wesh Elliot! That this t-shirt you good luck, mark 69 goals in your next game. " Stephen gave him a small envelope with a nice little note: "To go for a trial at West Bromwich Albion, I hope he will be successful. With all my heart, Steph '. " And Benedict, he offered it with a card "With that, you'll see, we will be much more comfortable to watch the games (I bought myself one too). Me too, I went to my little offering, and I'll tell you view offering, it was another face that deep pass from Brahim. At Elliot, I offered him a nice spiral binder, transparent perforated sheets and stock images by Valerie Payet downloaded from the Net. You see why? Patience, you'll set this weekend with my analysis of the match against Montpellier (if indeed I can recover my PC because Monique has launched headlong into parts of Hearts and Minesweeper).

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: The Fearless

As it is a bit dead right now with the truce of 15 days, I told myself that I could take the opportunity to talk movies with Monica, we like to be a small meeting from time to time, and I think it's nice to share my impressions with you, I will try to do regularly.

So here is a movie I saw recently, and I'll try to tell you a little.

It's called Fearless, with the main role of course: Brahim Thiam (a title like that, me I immediately thought of him. Finally, it is not quite true because at first I thought it was a film about Reynald). It seems it's the same filmmakers have done Hero (a film about Nicolas Seube I think), and the secret keepers of flying (with Jeremy Janot). Level history, nothing too surprising, since most of the time we do see Brahim taken karate. As a football field in bulk. Except that, it happens in China, then the guys they know a little karate, and they defend themselves better than the strikers L2 (Y'avait qu'Oguro Grenoble what was hardly capable of sustaining comparison, but it was blocked). For cons, I have looked but Apparently, Nicolas Ouédec does not appear. I thought that maybe, as he was in China, they might have to play, but it would be a replacement. I had talked once with Jimmy at the Casa, and he had also asked to see if by chance a certain Y'avait Bajkusa, a guy would have played the MSC, which was blocked by China then. According to Jimmy, it would be a very good actor, they say he was recruited by the MSC on videotape. A videotape of what, it was never known, but it would probably be football, according to Jimmy. Anyway, not seen.

So it

not laugh in the movie, because unlike football, they have the right to use weapons, swords and all, and Brahim put their hearts delight. There's no referee, so he took advantage. But in China, too, had its paumer shotgun shells, because otherwise we would certainly have been entitled. But there he was satisfied with knives.

Well that's about all there is to know about this movie.

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